We have decided to go to Innsbruck, Austria this weekend in hopes of getting some good outdoor activity in. Innsbruck is located in the far western part of the country in the heart of the Alps almost in Switzerland. Tired of the old town halls, museums and churches of the European capitols we are eager to see some scenic countryside. With hiking, rafting and biking all available we should get some ecxercise in as well. Good thing too because it is impossible to eat a meal here that isn't some form of fried breaded meat or sausage and moll might just get flabby if this keeps up. Really though I have loved the European cuisine (GMO free as it is) though I will admit that I am craving both a big burrito and bar-b-que, neither of which can be found in this dern land. So if you want to be my new best friend I suggest you meet me at Louisivlle "International" airport with a big bag from Mark's Feedstore. Just sayin'.
Finally, a word about man-capris. They are everywhere here. For whatever reason the very same european men that strut the streets of Vienna, Paris and Munich in skintight jeans decide that, when the temperature dictates cooler clothing, they should then switch to baggy man-capris. I have to call them "man-capris" in order to differentiate them from regular "capris", which as I had always understood it were for women and women alone. Rest assured that I will not be returning to 'mercan soil wearing those uncommited pantaloons. Shorts or pants boys, pick one. We're at war, get off the fence!
Next post I hopefully will be able to post amazing video of me eating fire. Oh yes, you read that right. I ate fire.
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Michael,
Eating fire?? I can hardly wait. What have you gotten yourself into?
I would be happy if you just stick to pretzels as big as your head, washed down with a cold brew also as big as your head. I see you have not recieved your package with the razor inclosed. Should be there. Told my friend Mary that I wished I was there with you and she said I would be the last one you would want hanging around you and your friends in Europe. I said, "but he loves me," and she said I'm sure he does but you need to stay here and let him have his fun. I sit here missing you but knowing your having the time of your life. Be safe!
Lots of love, Mom
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